Sunday, November 24, 2013

Sign up for the new survival gardening newsletter!

Did you ever get one of those crazy direct mail offers for SURE-FIRE INVESTMENT WINNERS OVERSEAS with NO PERSONAL RISK!


10 SECRETS DOCTORS DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW! (But they're afraid you'll find out about and then SUE THEIR EXPENSIVE PANTS OFF!!!)

I feel like I should write one to promote my new Survival Gardening newsletter... but maybe that would be going TOO FAR! 


Ahem. Let's see. How about:

Can't get ENOUGH gardening input?

If you'd like more survival gardening bits and pieces, plus first dibs on NEW SURVIVAL PLANTS, then sign up!

Sometimes I get a really limited quantity of a plant from the tropics, or I uncover ESOTERIC GARDENING SECRETS that would only really appeal to hard-core gardeners... like YOU so I'm creating a newsletter. You need to sign up now! SIGN UP SIGN UP SIGN UP!

Okay... that's enough of that. I'm going colorblind.

All that to say, I'm launching a little newsletter and if you sign up, I promise to entertain you and send cool stuff your way without stuffing your inbox with junk.

So... do it. Sign up!


At November 24, 2013 at 8:26 PM , Blogger David The Good said...

Uh-oh. I see my mother and my mother-in-law have both signed up. Now I'm going to have to watch myself!


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