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Did you ever get one of those crazy direct mail offers for SURE-FIRE INVESTMENT WINNERS OVERSEAS with NO PERSONAL RISK!

or

10 SECRETS DOCTORS DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW! (But they're afraid you'll find out about and then SUE THEIR EXPENSIVE PANTS OFF!!!)

I feel like I should write one to promote my new Survival Gardening newsletter... but maybe that would be going TOO FAR! 

Will DAVID go TOO FAR?

Ahem. Let's see. How about:


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Sometimes I get a really limited quantity of a plant from the tropics, or I uncover ESOTERIC GARDENING SECRETS that would only really appeal to hard-core gardeners... like YOU so I'm creating a newsletter. You need to sign up now! SIGN UP SIGN UP SIGN UP!


Okay... that's enough of that. I'm going colorblind.

All that to say, I'm launching a little newsletter and if you sign up, I promise to entertain you and send cool stuff your way without stuffing your inbox with junk.

So... do it. Sign up!